food matters

Peeples woz up nah! Ive been humbled by an ulcer with the delightful combination of lactose intolerance and migraines.

The foods available for comsumption after these issues dont exist.

Imagine a world with no oil, no pepper, no spices, no carbonated drinks, no caffeine, no citrus(or pineapple), no chocolate (whimper), aaaaaaaand of course nothing milk based means cross out icecream, cheese, yougurt etc.

My diet consists of cardboard paper and thin gruel. Very Dickensian. Unlike Oliver Twist I dont want more.

To add to my cruel circumstances I discovered this blog through Chilli Pepas blog. Alhajis Groove is online domain of a masterful Naija Blogging Chef.

If you are hungry dont visit it. Even if youre not you soon will be unless you arent human. In my gastronomically limited world I gaze upon the luscious, artistically arranged, sexily photographed meals and feel triumph (that he is proudly Naija... shout it out bro!), pain (that I cant eat any of this) and relief (that at least its a picture and cant harm me). And yes I used the S word to describe food. Arrest me.

So Ive appologised to my man and am sending a marraige proposal to this cooking maestro and am prepared to fight for him. FI back off, I know your food loving arse got ideas.
Married or not, Alhaji may you and your family (Alhaja included)and descendants to come be richly blessed.

Jokes aside Im very impressed. Visit and show some love folks.